Loss jokes
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.