Loss jokes
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"