Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
