I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. đ
What is an orphanâs least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They canât see their family.
My mom died when we couldnât remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to âbe positive,â but itâs hard without her.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
