An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
