Loss jokes
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."