Loss Jokes

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost may.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm

Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up

"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"

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What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral

A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...

What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it

he was a great pilot

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".