Loss jokes
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?