Loss Jokes

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I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost may.

alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up

"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"

Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.