Loss jokes
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.