Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don't even care.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
my mom died
The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan
Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce
When does a kid become a Orphan?
When the parents leave.
The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"
How did the orphan lose its parents?
It’s parents never came back from getting milk.
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
