Loss jokes

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.

Student: OOFT.

Teacher: Who are we missing?

Student: Your parents.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

Family photo.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

An orphan's parents.

Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?

A self-fie.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither can see their parents.

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not your parents.