Loss jokes
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.