Loss jokes
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
I have no father. Like if you relate.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.