Loss jokes
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.