Loss jokes
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."