When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
My father died in 9 11. Its such a shame. He was a great pilot😔
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
My dog died I'm so sad
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
like this if you have ever had a family member die
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
somone stole my balls :(
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
