Loss jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Kms.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.