The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family dollar
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
My father died in 9 11. Its such a shame. He was a great pilot😔
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke but I forgot it
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
