Loss

Loss jokes

Orphanage

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

911

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Orphan

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

Orphan

One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

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  • Memes

    Self

    Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

    The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

    Orphan

    Why don't orphans like to get lost?

    Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.

    Cancer

    What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?

    The cancer came back.

    Orphan

    You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

    Orphan

    On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

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  • Blood Type

    My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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  • Orphanage

    If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”

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  • Orphan

    What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.

    Dad

    Roses are red.

    My soul is black.

    I am never getting my dad back.

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  • Miscarriage

    You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

    It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

    If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

    Orphan

    An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.

    Orphan

    What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

    Nothing, let them wait for their parents.

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  • Orphan

    Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

    Boy: Knock knock.

    Girl: ...Who's there?

    Boy: Not your parents!

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