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A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on itâs brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves itâs paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until heâs out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says âWow that is amazing, what is in that canâ the man looks at the can and reads the label âHair restorer, with a permanent waveâ.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks âIf anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?â So I raised my hand and said âAsians have small penisâ he looked at me and said âvery good. But I was looking for a definition.
Yo hairline so ugly it looks like a newfound constellation
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
Look at my name and youll see
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
You so short Aiden looked tall
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasnât the one, the second said he doesnât know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Masterâs office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- âIf no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fireâ Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasnât them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- âMr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
What makes Asians look like their laughing at everyone their scwinting befor they here the joke
I canât remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So Iâm walking into a store in Amish country and thereâs this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers âitâs for democratsâ
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
Your hairline goes so far that even Gavin who looks like a monkey canât see it!
