Loneliness jokes
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.