What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Give a like if I have no friends.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
