Loneliness jokes
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."