I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
what is an orphans family reunion called
me time
*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
How to make a orphans hands hurt:make them clap their hands till their parent comes back
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
What movie do orphans relate to, Home alone.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
Q. why did the orphan rob a bank
A. to feel wanted for the first fucking time
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
