Loneliness jokes

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?

A: Me time.

Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?

A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.

What do orphans get for Christmas?

Lonely.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

A man was taking a young child into the woods.

The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."

The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."

Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

Give a like if I have no friends.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.