Loneliness jokes
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.