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Loneliness Jokes
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
