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Lol jokes

Cancer

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.

Memes

Friend

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

Cancer

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

John Cena

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

Kid

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

Money

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

Alphabet

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

Twin Towers

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Bean

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."