Lol jokes
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
Your mum gay, lol.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
lol is sucks
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
My dad died lol.
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
lol they left.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.