what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
what is the thirstiest ocean in the world
the gulp of mexico lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's thick, long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
I’m in school lol.
yo mama so fat that she broke your computer.
lol
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol
Your mom gay lol
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
Cancer kids be like: When I grow up... lol nevermind
This joke never gets old. Just like the child
The rapist is therapist
Lol
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do tell their parents on you? Lol
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.