Lol jokes
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U geiy haha lol.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
Your mom gay, lol.
Lol.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."