We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
Lol.
Your mom gay, lol.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
