Log jokes
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 馃ぃ
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.