Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, βHello from the other side!β
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
How does a tree get online? They log in.