Lumber jokes
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Community talk
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