Spock jokes

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.