Spock jokes
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!