Spock jokes
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.