If trees could kill you, they wood.
Timber Jokes
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.