Timber jokes
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.