Timber jokes

If trees could kill you, they wood.

Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!

Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.