Loaf Of Bread jokes
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Community talk
Pov ur cat looks like an odd colored loaf of bread