Loaf Of Bread jokes

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.