Loaf Of Bread jokes

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Bread?

How do people eat bread?

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

I knead bread.

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.