Loaf Of Bread jokes
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
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What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
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Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.