where do poor italians live? the spaghetto
mmmm bread I love panera bread This is unrelated but where i live there is no panera bread Yknow what thats called:
No panera bread
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now i live in constant fear
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
Why do orphans live in a orphanage
Answer: because they are wanted there
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
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Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
