On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous",
I'm dying to live forever !
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What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
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Person: 'Doctor, doctor I've only got 50 seconds to live'
Doctor: 'Just give me a minute'
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together. Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house. Police: ... Child: 😊 Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
I like my women how I like my wine
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now. He just moved back in with his mom.
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Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
