What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
