Livestock jokes
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!