What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
moo.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
What do cows call money? Moola
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
