Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
why do cows die cues they are to beef
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
