What do you call a cow with no legs?
Livestock Jokes
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Stupid cow.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
My sis a fat cow.
moo.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
