What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
I am a sheep.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
