Lightbulb jokes
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!