I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Sun.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
