How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad so his dad said yes then he ask what is that and his dad said it a chow chow train the next day he wanted to shower with his mom so she said yes he ask again what is that and she said it was a tunnel with light the same day he wanted to sleep with them and they said yes in the middle of the night he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they don't even got a home
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
what do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? they both light up the class room🤡💀
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? -- That's a silly question feminists can't change anything.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night she’s back in bed
What is the difference between a human and a tree and walk walk home and
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
How did the retard win the break dancing competition? He saw flashing lights
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
