One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!
Sun
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared
