The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.

how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light blub?

So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it’s her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down…and have sex with her sooooo fast “BURP” that she WON’T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT… the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says ‘I dont know but my butt hurts real bad’.

Kate:can we have a threesome? Trevor:sure The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he’s supposed to be doing and then he feels something going up his back end he goes to punch the person behind him but then he turns on the let and it was Kate behind him and hes been fucking the guy the whole time.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition? He saw flashing lights

How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can’t work in the fucking dark can I

how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter

How many mice dose it take to screw in a light bulb 2 ;)

What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms

Yo mama’s so fat, when God said “Let there be light” he asked her to move out of the way

how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look I’m about to change

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.

At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk

how many germans dose it take to change a light bulb? nine

how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.

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