How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms

How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

Yo mama’s so fat, when God said “Let there be light” he asked her to move out of the way

Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid “OK THANK YOU”. (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben “im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!”

how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.

Good said let there be light and it was lit !

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.

At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk

how many germans dose it take to change a light bulb? nine

How many mice dose it take to screw in a light bulb 2 ;)

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.

how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the bulb and 1 to suck my dick.

how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.

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