Life jokes
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Murueurx.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Your life, that's all.
You will never have a girlfriend.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Your life. That's all.
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.