if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
DEPRESSO EXSPESSO LETS BE FRIENDS PLZ
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
thanks to the voice who keeps telling to let go he is my only motivation for trying again
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
Let’s go punch some orphans who they gonna tell there parents 🤣🤣🤣
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare You know it’s bouta hang over
What did one plane say to the other let’s fly
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, lets just hugg it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Gwen lets chat at night for ab 1 hour! I want to get to know eachother better!
p.s its jake
Hey gwen lets chat to 1:00 p.m-2:00! Love prince 🌹
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In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?