Legs jokes

Alphabet

Anthony · 7 years ago

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."

Santa

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.

Trading Card

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

Turkey

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A turkey with crab legs and string sausage on a baking tray. The text reads: "A turkey, some crab legs and some string sausage and nobody will ever ask you to make a holiday dinner again."

Bus

Bozo · 3 years ago

what did i find?

A blue bus with human eyes, a nose, and an ear has four legs and walks on a checkered purple floor. The text above the bus says: "The legs on the bus go step step step".

Legs memes

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Anonymous

3 months ago

what would a chair look like if our legs bent the other way

Bree_2]

4 months ago

I'm pretty sure I actually jus broke my leg rn. its bent in and it hurts so bad,

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

4 months ago

LWK FORGOT ABOUT WJE but im good now from the truck incident just still have a swollen leg also this week is my last week of school andddd on top of that I graduate may 11th which is in 13 days ayyy

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