An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
whats an orphans least favorite game hide and seek
At least 32 people hear love orphans and hate orphan jokes. And I thank all the people who particapate in this protest
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
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POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
whats the difference between an orphan and daniel larusso have in common
at least daniel has a mom
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
whats a deppresed kids least fav game
cut the rope
Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
What is a orphans least liked meal family dinner
what is an orphan's least favourite game? 44-homes
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife at least has a point.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
