Least jokes
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.