Least favorite jokes
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.