Least favorite jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.

He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.

He was my least favorite grandparent.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.

What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.

What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.