Least favorite

Least Favorite Jokes

People

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

Orphan

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because his parents never came back with it.

Asthma

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

Song

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Orphan

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!