What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
