Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
Why are orphans so skinny? They never learned how to home cook.
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home and a school and to dumb to learn
"learn to fly a plane," they said. "it'll be fun," they said...
damn the terrorist from csgo really do be learning to fly
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...; “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!” The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no.” said the teacher terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'”
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
