Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Learning Jokes
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
My "friend" has dyslexia.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
