How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
