I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Dwarf Shortage.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
We gotta work ahead, people!
Labor party.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
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What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
