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Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

Sorry.

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

At least when I fucked it.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Well, at least the one I fucked did.

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

They only have a back door.

Did you know I'm a really fast reader?

I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.