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What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't know who to call daddy.

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

You know those paper families you cut out?

Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

Sorry.

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

At least when I fucked it.

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Well, at least the one I fucked did.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."

How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?

Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.