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These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.

It’s impossible to put down.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

What's 9 divided by 11?

Well, I know it's less than two alright!

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.