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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Memes
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
JAW don't know sh*t!
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.