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When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.