Know jokes
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.