Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!