Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?