Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
