Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.