Knock knock

Knock-knock jokes

Swing

Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not Stephanie!

Daisy

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

FBI

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The FBI."

"The FBI who?"

"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"

Pizza

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

Orange

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

Door

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!

Bone

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bone."

"Bone who?"

"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."

Owl

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who.

You sound like an owl.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

Sally

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Not Sally.

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  • Knock

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

    Knock

    "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."

    Police

    Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!