Knock-knock jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!