Knock-knock jokes
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.