Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.