Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.