"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to the idiots house Knock knock? whoes there? THE CHIKEN
*Knock Knock* Whos there? Social Services....
Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
Knock knock who’s there die die who? Me I want to die
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
knock knock whos there who who who why are you whoing like an owl
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
