Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”