Knock-knock jokes
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.