Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."