Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.