Knock-knock jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Knock knock.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.