Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock.