Knock-knock jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.