Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!