"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
