Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!