"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Friend: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Friend: Short. Me: Short Who? Friend: Short you! Me: 🙁 Friend:🤣
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
(knock knock) whos there, Accident, accident who, accident you
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
