Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong

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Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!

Knock knock

Whose there?

Not Sally...

How did she die?

A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock

Whose there?

A bomb

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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