Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock who’s there Joe Joe who Jo mama
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Knock knock Who’s there? Not your Not your who ? Not your mama
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
