"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
