Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock ....... boo ....... no need to cry it was only a joke .... yeh I can't think of anything

Knock, knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? .......................................................................................................................... (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

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Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

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knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!

I have a great job for you but you have to start it off... knock knock... Who's there? I don't know?!?!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.