Knock knock

Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Crippling depression.

Crippling depression who--?

Me.

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  • Why did the child cross the road?

    To get to the church.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.

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  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Your mom.

    Your mom who?

    O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

    "Knock Knock..."

    "Who's There?"

    "Kenya"

    "Kenya who?"

    "KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"

    Pete: Knock, knock...

    Paul: Who's there?

    Pete: Boo...

    Paul: Boo who?

    Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

    Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!