Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
"Knock Knock..." "Who's There?" "Kenya" "Kenya who?" "KENYA OPEN THE DO ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE JERK JERK WHO THIS WEBSITE WHO
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Knock knock whos there your mother duh
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
