Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.