Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock knock.
Fuck you!